Given the current hostile and utterly ridiculous political climate, I nominate:
Found in a long gone Memphis flea market long ago and given a rough and ready edit long ago, a novelty publication from 1964, Jayne Mansfield for President.
Get the original scan here.
or view the whole book online at the IA here.
Samples, I'll skip the boob jokes, as there's plenty to go around *cough*
Of course, leave it to me to go for the low hanging fruit on the tag :I